Overheard in the office

Me asking Kristian if a certain day might work for the surgery clerkship for Resilience Day...

Kristian: "No. There is no way at all ever!"

 

Karen: "Are you expecting a box filled with collapsed boxes?"

Jennifer: "You can never say no to a bucket list."

 

Lorelei: "Well, it tasted like it could have tasted good..."

 

Jennifer: "Look how cute this is!" 

Me: "Oh is that from your Christmas stocking?" 

Jennifer (completely serious): "No it's from the trash!"

Me to Amy: FYI It seems like Dr. Codorniz is running rather behind. He still has an entire student waiting to see him.

Amy: An ENTIRE student! Glad it's not half a student

COVID Quotes:

 

Jonathan (after flying): "But there was this 90-year-old guy on my flight. He basically looked like a walking pre-existing condition!"

 

Dr. Lamberton (comes out of his office without his mask): "Oh dear me, I think I better get my mask!"

 

Rosalyn: "Hi Alane, how are you?" 

Me: "Good, how are you?" 

Rosalyn: "I'm here."

 

I turn the calendar to October. Me: "I wonder what fresh new circle of hell this month has in store for us!"

 

Me: "Oh I'm having my worst nightmare...well one of my worst nightmares..." 

Debbie: "Working here is a nightmare."

 

Me: "Dr. Codorniz, do you think you're going to be doing any awkward dancing at any holiday parties? It's on the bingo calendar." 

Dr. C: "Actually I can't help you there because my dancing is not awkward, it's actually super awesome!"